You know your house is dirty....

You know your house is dirty when...
*your seven year old walks across the kitchen floor and goes back to the living room to wipe the crumbs off the bottom off his feet, and says..."mom there is stuff on the floor."
*your four year old is putting the dishes away and says "there is not enough room on the counter for all the clean dishes, what should I do?"
*you walk up the stairs and see that the kid's room is cleaner the your room!
*you have to go to the couch to get clothes for your children and yourself to get dressed that day.
*you can no longer see out your sliding glass window to the back pouch due to the hand prints and little extra stuff on it.
*Spot mopping just won't work any longer...
*your two year old looks in the toilet and says..."poop mommy, there is poop"
*at the end of the day you lift up your baby who has been crawling all over and his little knees, top of his feet and hands are black.
*you can not see in the mirror in your bathroom anymore


So I guess the Maid better hurry up and get here. I have been told that she has been on vacation for the past several days and doesn't want to return. Today she has a lot of "things" to get done so I am not sure she will get here today, but this week she has promised that she would come. First the accountant needs to show up to pay all the bills, and then the driver for the car, because it needs to be fixed, and then I know the cook will come at some point, can not let the kids go hungry... the Maid will just have to wait a day or two, maybe three. :)